Road Rage and Naked Cyclists

So I was watching a TV program the other day called "Road Rage".

Its  was a documentary about issues between Car Drivers, Bus Drivers, Lorry Driver, Cyclists, Bikers and of course Pedestrians.....simply put, all road users

Now as a driver myself, I get really angry when I have to manouvre round bikers and cyclists.

If  hubby is ever in  the car, Oh dear! He basically screams....baby watch that cyclist like I can't see. And then I get a lecture on how a little nudge can knock them off their bicycles and kill them bla bla bla. Need I say, when he is driving, oh well you can imagine, he gives them lots of space.

I get angry with them because I think if you are a road user, you should obey the rules. That is all I want.  Its really never that straightforward is it?

Some cyclists are so unruly and it really really winds me up. Stay on the cycle lane if there is one, otherwise  if I stop at a traffic light, I expect you to do the same, If i stop at a Zebra crossing, you should do the same! but guess what. Some of them don't  or should I say loads. :(

Worse of all, some of them put their lives at risk. I mean why would any cyclist on a bicycle try and out run a huge lorry that God know how much they weigh? A lot of them get killed that way and sadly others still don't learn.

Ok picture this, a lorry was turning left into a road and a cyclist was going straight ahead, how on earth was the lorry driver supposed to see the cyclist? its bad enough that your bicycle is small, every vehicle have blind spots! lorries have blind spots too! They won't see you when you are there! duh!

Anyways, back to the program.
So lots of cyclists got on their bicycles NAKED. As in completely Naked......Ladies with their tits out in the open and guys with their balls hanging out.....eeeeewwww.

Here is a picture I found online, I didn't record the program, would have taken stills.

There are loads more on the worldwideweb :)

Anyway, it was more hilarious when a middle aged woman was interviewed and she was proper angry.

Apparently she just had a knee operation and needed to get somewhere pretty quickly but the naked cyclists are in the way.
She was really really p***d off and said the protest was more annoying because all the men had small  "willies"

That was hilarious.


My point is, I pay road tax and i did driving tests (theory and practical) If I am obeying traffic rules there is no reason why you should not.
If you are not going to do the same, don't bother getting on the road. Get on the bus!


Rant over

Phew Its August!

I can't believe how quickly time flies.

Its been 2 full months since i last blogged, that is ages ago.



Not much has happened since then, just work work work.

Woman must survive now abi how them dey talk am?

But really i can't believe how quickly this year has gone. It seems like yesterday when we welcomed 2015 but now its 139 days to Christmas!

I am glad time is moving very fast. I just wish i had more money and time to go on more holidays!

Talk about priorities.

These things are important you know :)

What do ladies mean by God fearing man?

If you ask any/most single lady/ladies what they look for most in a man they would like to marry.

Guess what always comes tops on the list?

God fearing man ;)

So I  got asked this question by a man 

"What do ladies mean by "God fearing man"?

A man that goes to church? Tongue speaking, spirit filled and  the rest of it? 

A man that is not tongue speaking but has good morals, maybe not a frequent church goer? 

A man that is  christian in the background, but treats people right and treats you like a queen? 

You can interpret it in so many different ways.

What do you  mean by "God fearing man"?

Welcome again General Buhari

I know its been a while, busy is an understatement, I have been mega busy.  Woman must chop na. Apologies for being away for so long. Blame my job ;)

Anyway, while I have been away, Nigeria's new president has resumed office,  YaY!

Most of us are expecting lots from President Buhari and during his inaugural speech, he has kinda put us all in our place by saying "he belongs to everyone but he belongs to no one".  That statement left a lot of Nigerians asking questions on what he meant. Oh well, lets leave that to your imaginations.

I am sincerely hoping and praying his tenure will be good for Nigeria. Only because I want  to return to Nigeria. ( errrm, some people may disagree....lol)

I hope people will support him too rather than witch hunt him sha.

All the best President Buhari



Oh Metro newspaper ( Free daily newspaper in the UK) published a wrong picture of Buhari the other day.....I mean that is just disgraceful.
I think they should write an official apology article  with the correct picture of our new president, don't you?

Tips or Bribe

Its been a while I know. *covers face*

Work has been so busy and I barely have the chance to get on my PC let alone blog.

Anyway straight to the matter at hand.

Tips and Bribe. 

What do you think? I think they are two different things but errm someone thinks they are the same but media paints it differently. 

Where I came from Bribe is when you pay someone to do what they SHOULD usually do. Or better still to do what they are paid to do but because they are slackers and want to extort money from you, they ask for it. 

Tips on the other hand is when you get an impressive service and you just give something to say thank you. 

What do you think?

Some people are taking tips to the extreme though. 

Tips are not meant to be asked for! Apparently some restaurant staff rely on tips. Common guys, there is something called "salary".

You all get paid and you shouldn't harass people for tips. I heard on the radio the other day that, some restaurant staff in the states actually ran after a customer asking for tips. Needless to say, he didn't get it. 

Its kinda annoying really. 

I would give a tip when I get a good service, not cos you ask for it or expect it.

As for bribes, I dunno o. People give bribes everywhere to get round.  Its in the news so much in African countries but I can tell you it happens all over the world. 

Would you give tips when you get good services? Anywhere i.e hotels, restaurants, airports, bars etc.

Would you bribe someone to get something done? When they are already getting paid to do that thing. 

Lets hear your views. 

Bed time :) 

See you all later 

David Cameron- British New Prime Minister

I said new because the Conservative party won the UK elections 2015.

                 

This time they did it alone. I mean David Cameron will be prime minister all by himself, no coalition with any other party.

Good on them. I can't help but wonder where the voters came from though. #justsaying

Was listening to the radio this morning  and only one person phoned and was excited about the win.

Makes me wonder  who and who voted? A million dollar question. Lets not go into that.

Some people are saying Cameron's visit to Festival of life worked? Oh Jonathan did the same now? And didn't win, so pleeeeeease, spare me that.
Common guys, If you see the kinda text messages going round in the African community, you won't even think that way. They were listing everything he did wrong and saying clearly DO NOT VOTE for the Conservatives.


Oh well, I am waiting patiently to see how he will perform. To the working class, the disable,  the NHS and a lot more, only time will tell.

Scottish Nation Party though, I mean they cleared the whole of Scotland. I mean 56 seats out of 59 seats, neat win for the SNPs. Nicola Sturgeon is mega pleased.

I am just very surprised. Were they not the ones that voted against Referendum late last year. As in the majority voted to stay in the United Kingdom, not be on their own like the Republic of Ireland.....You get?

Now I am confused. What has changed?

Is this ever going to be United Kingdom again?

Once again, only time will tell.

Women - Having Cesarean Section means You Didn't Give Birth?

Women get in here


Ok what is this nonsense I am hearing/reading?

Have you seen this picture around lately?>>>>>>>>>>>>

 "Disciples of the New Dawn"  (a supposed christian religious group) are saying that if you didn't have your baby the natural way (Vaginal birth) you didn't really give birth.

Choooooo, say what?

Ok, I am not surprised! They are led by a man, father Patrick Embry, only a man can come come up with something like this.
Oh I'm sorry, let me  not generalize, some men are sensible enough to know better.

 He is suppose to be a Rev father right? What does he even know about child birth.

Some people have no clue do they?

Their group must be really really sad and ignorant!

Do you know what it takes to carry a pregnancy and loose it at the very end just because you want to "push".

Do you know how many babies and sometimes mothers that have lost their lives in the process?

Who wants a scar? But some women have no choice.
You people should do your research before coming out with stuffs like this.

Does medical reasons sound any good to you?

And for the people that chose to have it as an easy option, is it not their body? How is that anyone's business?

Abeg, make i no waste my anger on you sef.

Mumu people.


Ranting over